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"Squeeze Play" is the seventh episode of the fourth season of Magnum, P.I. which originally aired on November 17, 1983.

Summary Edit

Robin Masters' bets Buzz, a "girlie magazine" publisher, that the King Kamehameha Club softball team can beat Buzz's team.

Cast Edit

Main Edit

Guest Edit

  • Dick Shawn as Buzz Benoit
  • Peter Isacksen as Jerome "Killer Kapelwitz" Stenhauser
  • Debbie Zipp as Lola Stenhauser
  • Eddie Deezen as Mickey Dalrumple
  • Patrick Bishop as Keoki
  • Lord James Blears as Bartender, at The Last Rivet (credited as Lord Blears)
  • Bill Ogilvie as Lou (credited as William Ogilvie)
  • Bob Fimiani as Deputy Federal Marshall Homer Knowlton
  • Clyde Friar as Retired Construction Worker
  • Antone Ferreira III as Umpire
  • Megan Hughes as Taphie

Trivia Edit

  • Unusual for the show, there is no opening preview.
  • Higgins is seen holding the River Kwai Bridge model. A good closeup of the model can be seen.

Quotes Edit

Rick: Come on T.C., a lizard could have caught that, I've seen better hands on my mother!
T.C.: Well maybe you oughta bring your momma out here! At least she is a girl, you just pitch like one!

Higgins: You know lads, I sometimes view myself as a later-day Job, constantly being tested by our Creator. How else could I possibly justify four major wars, dozens of minor conflicts, seven natural disasters, and...
Magnum: Aha! Double play Tigers!
Higgins: ...Him.

Magnum: Oh my god, you're Jerome "Bad Friday" Kapelwitz!
Kapelwitz: Who told you?
Magnum: You just did... that and the way you swung that two by four. I should have known. Lola Stenhauser is married to Jerome "Bad Friday" Kapelwitz.
Kapelwitz: I prefer... ah... Killer.
Magnum: How long you been out of ball, been 4 or 5 years?
Kapelwitz: 6 years, 2 months, 14 days.
Magnum: You were with the White Sox, you hit 35 home runs, but then you quit, because... you...
Kapelwitz: Broke the face of that lousy reporter in Cleveland!
  Season 4 (1980)
Home from the SeaLuther Gillis: File No. 521Smaller Than LifeDistant RelativeLimited EngagementLetter to a DuchessSqueeze PlayA Sense of DebtThe LookOperation: Silent NightJororo FarewellThe Case of the Red-Faced ThespianNo More Mr. Nice GuyRembrandt's GirlParadise BluesThe Return of Luther GillisLet the Punishment Fit the CrimeHolmes Is Where the Heart IsOn Face ValueDream a Little DreamI Witness